BROTHERS! SISTERS! COMRADES!

Join the United Federated Forces of the
A.S.L.F.: APPLE SANITY LIBERATION FRONT!

But remember, REVOLUTIONS NEED $$$!

We are the PEOPLE'S ARMY!
But THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF THEIR WEALTH
by the fascist oppressors!

THESE INFIDELS WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THEIR CRIMES!

If you want to take up arms and FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE,
you must CONTRIBUTE TO THE CAUSE!

If you are ready to JOIN THE PEOPLE'S ARMY,
visit the web log to request registration information.

If you have already decided to do the right thing,
you may proceed to the DEUS EX MACHINA!

Our VOICES, our GUNS, and our BOMBS will be heard!

NOW IS THE TIME to silence the oppressors!

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS